Marine Pilot

[slickclick]

Subject: Marine Pilot

 The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:  Get their parents to
  tell them a story with a moral at the end of it..  The next day, the kids
  came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.
 
  There were all the regular types of stuff:  Spilled milk and pennies saved.
  But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.
 
 
  "Janie, do you have a story to share?"
 
  'Yes ma'am.  My daddy told me a story about my Mommy.  She was a Marine
  pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit.  She had to bail out over
  enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a
  survival knife.
 
 
  She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then
  she parachuted right into the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them
  with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the
  knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her
  bare hands."
 
  ''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher.  What did your Daddy tell you
  was the moral to this horrible story?"
 
  "Don't fuck  with Mommy when she's been drinking."   
 
  I love these touching stories!
 
 
 
 

[Local5th]

  slick.

[Dardmex]

slickclick --- Most U.S. Marines are nothing more than war-criminals and Bush supporters.  I hate them all, as do the vast majority of my friends on the anti-war left.
 
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