Memories... Who needs them?

[wmdn_bs]

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, 'surely I can't look that old. Well... You'll love this one.

My name is Roger Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed her DDS diploma, which bore her full name.

Suddenly, I remembered a tall, drop dead gorgeous, dark-haired beauty with the same name had been in my high school class almost 40 years ago. Could she be the same gal that I had a secret crush on, way back then? Upon seeing her, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.

This bulging, gray-haired woman with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

After she examined my teeth, I asked her if she had attended Morgan Park High School.

'Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Mustang,' she gleamed with pride.

'When did you graduate? ' I asked.

She answered, 'in 1969. Why do you ask?'

'You were in my class!', I exclaimed.

She looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, skanky, wrinkled, fat ass, gray-haired, decrepit
bitch asked, what did you teach?

[Griobhtha]

LOL!

[sunshine]

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