Go Figure...

[wmdn_bs]

I spent $5000 on a boob job for the wife.
She was delighted.
I spent another $2000 on a nose job for her.
She was ecstatic.
I spent $2000 on liposuction for her
and she was over the moon.
I spent $50 on a blow job for myself
and she goes fuckin' mental.

Women!